This morning I created a quite delicious omelette made out of leftovers and other ingredients in my kitchen.

Ella & Louis – I’m Puttin All My Eggs in One Basket

egg mixture:
2 eggs
a bit of basil
a bit of truffle oil
fresh dill
thyme
salt
pepper

filling:
2 slices of thick bacon
about 1/8-1/4 small red onion
cheddar cheese
half breast of chicken

1 tbls butter

First, fry the bacon on medium-high heat in a 9″ frying pan. After that’s done, sautee the chicken in the same pan as the bacon. Remove from heat.

Cut up dill. In a mixing bowl, add the eggs, basil, truffle oil, dill, thyme, salt, and pepper. Whisk until even.

Put the pan on medium heat [no need to remove the bacon grease ]. Once it’s ready, add the butter. After it’s melted, pour in the egg mixture. Once it’s set after a couple minutes, tilt the pan and use a spatula to allow the uncooked mixture to flow beneath the cooked portion. After another minute or so, add the filling on top of the omelette. Cover the pan, and wait until eggs are done, and cheese is melted. Remove from heat, flip eggs if desired. Serve, and enjoy!

this is the best i could come up with

jump, little children – easter parade

[purchase jump's the early years, vol 1]

Jack Bauer once saved a young boy from a terrorist attack. As thanks, the boy gave Jack his pet rabbit. The rabbit, upon seeing Jack, got so excited that it shat an egg. Jack then said to him, “What the fuck is wrong with your rabbit??”, decided he didn’t want a rabbit that shat eggs, and proceeded to eat it in front of the boy. The boy started crying, and Jack said, “Hey, what’s the matter? Here, have an egg”. That day is now referred to as Easter.

–jack bauer & his sunglasses of vengeance

thanks ansley!